The Friday the 13th "remake."

Remaking old horror films that don't need to be remade + gratuitous nudity even for this genre + bimbos with the worst boob jobs ever + fake tanned, boob-jobbed, 2 dimensional douchebag characters + idiotic dialogue = SUCK.

Epic fucking FAIL.

This film now holds the title of worst line ever – "You have great nipple placement." I'm guessing that is supposed to be funny. Hint: it's just stupid.

Grade: D-, credit for nice set styling, the only redeeming value to this travesty on celluloid.